fuckyeahdementia:

Update: after 25 showers and much scrubbing with his toilet brush, the brazilian Hulk is back to his human form.

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fuckyeahdementia:

Man who ran as Hulk cosplay can not return to the ‘human form’

To handle the difficult path, with sloping ascents, of the Challenge of Peace, Paulo Henrique dos Santos, 35, decided to dress up as the Incredible Hulk and seek forces worthy of the hero of the film. During the competition, in the Complexo do Alemão, the costume was a hit. But when it’s time to get rid of it the surprise: Paulo could not return to the “human form”.

“I spent hours in the bath trying to get this makeup and nothing. I had to ask for help from my girlfriend. The worst is that the paint shows no sign of giving away. The product is impregnated in my body. Even rubbing soap, still green” - he said.

“I was happy to run in my community and show the world that we have good here, and disclose my work as a singer. Now I’m very sad, not knowing what to do. I am embarrassed by this situation.”

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Why do turtles have to cross the road?

It must be such an exhausting experience for them to even get to the side of the road in most locations. I mean, they seem to be kind of reclusive unless you’re in an area where you look around and you know it’s obvious you’ll probably see at least one turtle. But there are always those moments where you’re walking down the road and you look to the side and see a turtle there, seemingly out of nowhere, about to cross, and of course very slowly, and of course by our standards very stupidly because he’s probably going to get run over. The turtle I saw today was heaving almost nervously on the threshold of the gravel, and because of that I think I’ve decided he was actually about to commit suicide. I should have negotiated with him. Good for him, though, I guess. He came all that way. Probably got what he wanted. Huh. I need sleep.

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Emo-goth scene girls do.

Emo-goth scene girls do.

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